micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

cherrybombkisses:

artdeko:

Poetry.

omg

cherrybombkisses:

artdeko:

Poetry.

omg

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boopboopbi:

This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.

#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms

he doesnt even know what a camera is guys, he just smiles on command

I kind of love asgardians. Most people would be kind of miffed that someone hit them with a car twice and tasered them. He’s just like “SHE HAS BESTED ME IN COMBAT! LET US FEAST TOGETHER!” and I can really get behind that.

I still maintain that all of the cute between Darcy and Thor stems from the fact that this short human woman physically incapacitated the God of Thunder TWICE. What’s the bet that if Darcy ever makes it to Asgard her name is whispered in awe and wonder and she’s treated with so much respect because one time Thor got into a really earnest conversation with the Warriors Three about humans and he was like…’no but let me tell you about the Great Darcy and her “Taser” I believe she called it…’? And Darcy has no clue what is happening but meh, this shit is all going on Twitter… #atleastthesealiensarehot #anddontseemtowantusdead

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c-cassandra:

i think we all know this one person…

To be fair, I used to be this girl. I have a friend who admitted, YEARS later, that she seriously HATED me because I hated the way I looked and she thought that she had it worse. I have legit hated my body for as long as I can remember — no matter how skinny or pretty I may be/have been; no matter how much or how little attention I’ve gotten from guys. To the point of pinching my “fat” until I was black and blue. To the point of scratching my skin raw as a punishment that left virtually no trace. To the point of crash diets. To the point of binging and purging.

Sure, there are probably girls who do this for attention. But instead of attacking other women, why not focus critically on a society that 1. Makes all/nearly all of us hate our bodies and 2. Makes it more acceptable to hate on ourselves than love on ourselves. Why not love and reassure and uplift our sisters who are fighting the same society, their own demons that we never get to see on the outside.

thelivesyoulovetolead:

Patrick: I probably never would have been a singer if Pete hadn’t suggested it. 

Entire fob fan base: 

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heyreadabook:

Link PDF- Sex, Power and Consent: Youth Culture and the Unwritten Rules draws on the real world stories and experiences of young women and young men - as told in their own words - regarding love, sex, relationships and negotiating consent. Judicious reference to feminist and sociological theory underpins explicit connections between young people’s lived experience and current international debates. Issues surrounding youth sex within popular culture, sexuality education and sexual violence prevention are thoroughly explored. In a clear, incisive and eminently readable manner, Anastasia Powell develops a compelling framework for understanding the ‘unwritten rules’ and the gendered power relations in which sexual negotiations take place. Ultimately Sex, Power and Consent provides practical strategies for young people, and those working with them, toward the prevention of sexual violence.

heyreadabook:

Link PDFSex, Power and Consent: Youth Culture and the Unwritten Rules draws on the real world stories and experiences of young women and young men - as told in their own words - regarding love, sex, relationships and negotiating consent. Judicious reference to feminist and sociological theory underpins explicit connections between young people’s lived experience and current international debates. Issues surrounding youth sex within popular culture, sexuality education and sexual violence prevention are thoroughly explored. In a clear, incisive and eminently readable manner, Anastasia Powell develops a compelling framework for understanding the ‘unwritten rules’ and the gendered power relations in which sexual negotiations take place. Ultimately Sex, Power and Consent provides practical strategies for young people, and those working with them, toward the prevention of sexual violence.

We live in a society that’s sexist in ways it doesn’t understand. One of the consequences is that men are extremely sensitive to being criticized by women. I think it threatens them in a very primal way, and male privilege makes them feel free to lash out.

This is why women are socialized to carefully dance around these issues, disagreeing with men in an extremely gentle manner. Not because women are nicer creatures than men. But because our very survival can depend on it.

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areallylongpause:

Am I the only one who saw that Jake Gyllenhaal was going to do a movie called “Nightcrawler” and thought it was going to be about the X-Men Character?

midstorm:

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

And after she finds out the baby’s name is Jame Sirius, she knows she made the right decision.

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

slytherinpsychopath:

claireblossom:

If I were a writer on Supernatural I would introduce an angel named Destiel just for shits and giggles.

Then Misha would laugh maniacally and tweet “Destiel is confirmed to be on Supernatural Season 9”

This would kill half the fandom.

"My name is Destiel, I am an angel of the Lord"

Writers:

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Fandom:

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Here he is:

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meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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